Skunk......................?

So I’m driving home driving home from dinner last night with my wife, it’s like 16 degrees out. Cold as hell. Icicles on your nose kind of cold. So anyways we’re going around a slow corner and she (my wife) spots a baby skunk lying on the side of the road. Being the animal lover she is, I get yelled at to pull over and help the little guy.


“Fine, I’ll stop but you gotta get out and help it.” I say. So she jumps out of the car and picks up this baby skunk. Poor little guy is half frozen but still alive. She says, “What should I do?” “Bring it in the car” I tell her and we’ll “warm him up”.


So she gets in with the skunk and asks, “How should I keep him warm?” I tell her “Put it between your legs.” She replies “What about the smell?” So I say, “Just hold his nose!”


The doctors expect I’ll make a full recovery, but the skunk she used to beat me with died during the incident.Skunk......................?
*, lol,lol,lol. 10/10.excellent joke jake.


Your mouth will get you into big trouble one day jake, unless you can control it,.....................................…Skunk......................?
jake,thank you for the points.You always have a better answer than mine, haven't you?. Mr smarty pants...............LOL.Take care from your friendly 5 footer.

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LOL this isnt a true story is it?
Priceless! Another star.
funny!
LOL.
Adding the final line really updated the joke for me. Can't tell you how many times my Dad has told this one, but never with the last line. - Kudos!